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Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. “A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.”

 “That’s nothing,” said another. “A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.”

 “I can top both of you,” said the third. “One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse’s posterior – and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate.”

三個外科醫生

 三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。 “一個人斷了一隻手,他來找我,”一個說,“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”

 “這算不了什麼,”另一個說。 “一個傢伙兩條腿斷了,他來找我,我將它們接了回去。如今,那人是馬拉松選手。”

 “我比你們兩個都強,”第三個說,“一天,我碰到一起可怕的車禍。除了一個馬屁股,和一幅眼睛,什麼都沒有留下。如今,那人坐在美國參議院裡。”

Sān gè wàikē yīshēng

Sān gè yǒumíng de wàikē yīshēng zhèngzài chuīxū tāmen de jìshù. “Yīgèrén duànle yī zhī shǒu, tā lái zhǎo wǒ,” yīgè shuō,“rújīn nà gèrén shìgè yīnyuè huì de xiǎotíqín shǒu.” “Zhè suàn bùliǎo shénme,” lìng yīgè shuō. “Yīgè jiāhuo liǎng tiáo tuǐ duànle, tā lái zhǎo wǒ, wǒ jiāng tāmen jiēle huíqù. Rújīn, nà rén shì mǎlāsōng xuǎnshǒu.” “Wǒ bǐ nǐmen liǎng gè dōu qiáng,” dì sān gè shuō,“yītiān, wǒ pèng dào yīqǐ kěpà de jū huò. Chúle yīgè mǎ pìgu, hé yī fú yǎnjīng, shénme dōu méiyǒu liú xià. Rújīn, nà rén zuò zài měiguó cānyìyuàn Li.”


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