Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan…
because he’s nervous?
He’s not sure that he could just walk up to you and you’d respond if he said:
“I like you.”
That sounds good to me. – True, you can’t tell them you like them.
I tried that. It didn’t go well. – I’ve crashed and burned on that.
That is what you did, and I did like you!
I just didn’t know I was being worked over by some professional.
He doesn’t have a badge.
The only time he was sincere or spontaneous…
was when everything was going wrong or when you were stoned out of your head.
I’m sorry to interrupt. Do I know you? – No, I don’t think so.
You wanna see me be spontaneous? – Sure, you want a Benadryl?
This is really kind of distracting. And I haven’t gotten laid in a year!
We’re sorry. Why don’t you guys get back to your date?
Or go somewhere.