English Joke – Doctor knows more than you

Male Patient Having Consultation With Doctor In Office

【生词预览】

cab出租车,hit碰撞

【笑话原文】

Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor:

“I think that he is very ill.”

“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I’m not dead. I’m still alive.”

“Be quiet, ” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you do!”

【中文译文】

医生比你懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。” 医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。” 听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。” 妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

【词汇讲解】

1.cab出租车。也可以指“汽车的驾驶室”。

2. hit碰撞。 I hit a difficult point in my work, and decided it was time for a cup of tea.我在工作中遇到了一个困难, 因此打算先喝杯茶休息一下。

3. alive活着的。也可以指“有生气的”: He is alive in every nerve.他浑身是劲。

据说,早上起床后空腹喝水有7个好处