Are you seriously trying to rope-a-dope me? That’s an old man’s move.
God forbid people know we kiss.
My own little retirement party?
You keeping 180 degrees awareness? I thought you said it was 360.
Yeah, I know. I’ve been working the late shift. Yeah, non-stop action over there at the Treasury.
Yeah. You guys got a big day coming up, huh?
Nah, I mean, you know. Business as usual.
Mike. Look, you gotta learn how to get back into the real world.
Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves?
And withdraw all 28,500 American troops from the Demilitarized Zone.
He was on the president’s protection detail for a few years.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!
Your leader is out of his mind.
Mike: Good evening, Mr. President. Five minutes, sir.
President: Thanks, Mike.
Mike: Evening, ma’am.
First Lady: Merry Christmas, Mike. The president gets us off our dependence on foreign oil, yet he cannot help a wife choose an earring.
Mike: Uh, small one. Classic look for a classic lady.
First Lady: Good chat.
President: Kiss ass.
First Lady: Well, I love you both but I am going with the long.
President: I hate going to these fundraisers. Why don’t you go for me?
First Lady: Oh, honey. You’re perfect. God forbid people know we kiss.
Mike: Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.
Connor: You suck.
Mike: You suck worse. Come on.
First Lady: Well, he likes it when you call him Dries because it makes him feel like, I don’t know, you’re pals or something. Hey, love. You wanna open a gift before we go?
Connor: It’s not love, and I’m gonna wait ’til everyone else is here.
First Lady: Keep forgetting. Sorry.
Connor: Do I really have to come with you guys? I mean, I’ve been on so many.
Mike: Re-election’s hard work, buddy.
First Lady: Sorry, pal.
Connor: Can I at least ride with Mike?
President: You’ll have to ask him. He’s the boss.
Connor: Mike, do I get to ride with you?
Mike: Okay. All right. Okay, Diaz. You’re riding in the Beast tonight. Merry Christmas.
Diaz: Thank you, sir.
Mike: You okay to stay back and watch the fort tonight?
Forbes: You kidding me? In this weather? Get out of this monkey suit, sit by the fire, watch “Breaking Bad?” Fine by me. My own little retirement party
Mike: Leave the babysitter alone, all right?
President: Are you going to wear that hat?
Connor: I like the hat.
First Lady: I think it’s fine. It’s age appropriate.
President: You take it off when you get inside.
First Lady: No, the girls dig it.
Mike: Mustang, this is Big Top. Bringing out the full package. Let’s go.