Today’s English Joke is called A New Mother
Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called “rug concert”(地毯音乐会) at her music school one Saturday morning. It was called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young, attractive(迷人的) mother and her son, and I talked with her in a friendly way.
I thought I was in trouble. As soon as we got home, my daughter ran through the front door and announced to my wife: “Daddy met a new Mommy.”