English Jokes – A New Mother

English Jokes - A New Mother

Today’s English Joke is called A New Mother

Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called “rug concert”(地毯音乐会) at her music school one Saturday morning. It was called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young, attractive(迷人的) mother and her son, and I talked with her in a friendly way.

I thought I was in trouble. As soon as we got home, my daughter ran through the front door and announced to my wife: “Daddy met a new Mommy.”

新妈妈

作为一个好父亲,我在星期六的早晨带四岁的女儿到她的学校参加一个所谓的”地毯音乐会”。叫这么个名字是因为我们分成小组坐在地毯上唱歌。我坐在一个年轻漂亮的母亲和她儿子身边。在音乐会中我和这个母亲开始了友好的谈话。
当我们回家后,我认为我有麻烦了。女儿推开前门,对我妻子宣布:”爸爸遇到了一个新妈妈。”

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