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Mandarin Lesson

  “Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?” “No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.”

“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒有,老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面。”

 

Mandarin Lesson

  “I’m sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元。”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”