Teaching methods for Russian Language

In the teaching of Russian language different methods are used. Depending on the student’s goals, the number of people in the group, the presence of a language environment, level of language proficiency, focusing on one of language aspect such as speaking, writing, listening, reading. Let us have a look on a few of them.

Direct method is based on teacher-centered approach to learning. A teacher spends most of his time with the student and talks all the time, comments on what is happening around, gives instructions (by analogy, a parent to a child). During a lesson only Russian is used.

Inquiry-based learning method. Language learning falls under the student-centered approach. Students discuss actual subjects with the use of both the native or English and Russian language. Teacher answers questions and review a progress. A teacher can use a students’ native language or English for giving instructions or grammar explanations.

Cognitive method students learn through observing and copying a teacher’s examples, demonstrations by body language. Educator can use a students’ native language or English for grammar explanations. With an increase in the level of knowledge of the language being studied, the auxiliary language is superseded and more and more often explanations are made in Russian.

In practice, no method is used in its pure form, teaching is the creation and abidance of a balance between the preferences in teaching the teacher and the preferences in studying of the students. From the lesson to the lesson, the teacher tries to present new material in various ways through explanations, the game, watching movies, reading books, discussing vital subjects. The combination of methods and the composition of lessons will be different for individual and group lessons, for tourists and businessmen, for students and housewives, for technical specialists and humanities.



Is Cantonese a dying language to learn?

A Widely Spoken Language

widely spoken language

The strongest argument claiming that the Cantonese was systematically killed, perhaps due to the fact that the education system uses Mandarin as the default language. I think it’s a mistake to think that the whole North and South “China” speak Mandarin.

Cantonese is spoken by 70 million people around the world, 50 million in Guangdong Province. Such a large number seems to offer numerous communication options for foreigners who are interested in learning Cantonese language. Ironically, despite the lack of standards, despite the lack of evidence, it seems that the most effective way for foreigners to learn Cantonese is whether native Cantonese speakers want to talk to them in Cantonese.

Wide spectrum northern dialects are classified as Mandarins only in the language. In China, it’s safe to say that each city has its own dialect. You blindly can choose the “forging” name of the dialect, adding “Hua” (话, language) to toponym, which is really such a dialect / language, in most cases. Wenzhou has three very distinctive dialects in the urban area of ​​medium size. The main dialects are Sichuanhua legitimately to be recognized as a language in the same way as Cantonese.

Will Mandarin overcome Cantonese in Hong Kong?

mandarin or cantonese

Yes, the fact is that there is pressure from the top to the squeezed out Cantonese, but there is also a strong resistance, from groups representing Cantonese, etc., to maintain the status quo. Although, the use of Mandarin is increasingly common in the banking and financial sector in Hong Kong, Cantonese is still very strong in terms of daily activities.

Many local and foreign students learn Cantonese so that they can assimilate into local culture – after all, to many mainlanders, Cantonese is not really difficult, grammar is similar to Mandarin, tones are similar, the only big difference to Mandarin is the word Cantonese people use, but it is still not mission impossible.

Many Activities are conducted in Cantonese

learn cantonese

There is a movement in Hong Kong trying to revive the Cantonese, many common Hong Kong people think it is important for the continent of different identities. A professor at the Hong Kong University is preparing to build a new Cantonese-Cantonese dictionary after they realized there was no reference book.

Cantonese have their own TV, radio stations, local operas, pop songs, films, underground shows, Fictions web. So, no, the Cantonese is not dying as we hope it is.

According to wikipedia, Cantonese has 59 million native languages ​​and has two main centers to ensure their survival – Hong Kong and Macao. In the 80s to 90s Hong Kong was the cultural center of all things in China and then produced movies, songs and books extremely popular. Many ships Chinese adore Stephen Chow and Bruce Lee, especially in the case of Stephen Chow, many go long-distance and actually learn Cantonese so they can appreciate the best movies. Even today, millions in China and on the basis of (all the bad) television programs produced by TVB, which is producing shows almost exclusively in Cantonese.

Cantonese People are proud of their language

The Cantonese are extremely proud of their language, and will endeavor to protect it. I think this is quite recognized throughout China. In addition, many local people in HK, Macau, Guangdong and Guangxi, rather speak Cantonese, and non-local in HK, Macau, GD and GX and want to learn Cantonese, especially in HK and Macau, I know many foreigners, and non-local mainland and Taiwan learn Cantonese in Uni. and the church. If you like HK, it’s free to learn, it’s a wonderful language.

language lesson

Why is it Important to study Cantonese?

Widely Spoken Dialects in China

Cantonese is not a Mandarin language because the characters are the same manuscript, grammar is 99% the same, only the excuse is different in pronunciation. People who do not speak Mandarin can communicate with people who do not speak Cantonese in writing, without any problems. It is one of the dialects in China

Mother Tongue For Business

Cantonese is the language of Hong Kong and is the first language of business leaders across China in southeast and south-east Asia. All Hong Kong experience and expertise that is suitable for Information Technology Bachelor of Commerce or Bachelor of Commerce and Commercial Banking, Financial Market Advisory or Derivatives requires only Cantonese, English / Cantonese or English / Cantonese / Mandarin. Indeed, the local Cantonese market, and all employees can communicate strongly in English. Especially when millions of dollars are spent on projects, precision is very important and cannot rely on dictionaries and riddles. Only Cantonese solve such problem with ease.

Open Market for language skill

The Chinese population is rapidly expanding its presence on the Internet. Many are enrolled in Cantonese learning especially those seeking employment in Hong Kong, and those who seek to bring light in the mother tongue. While the Chinese speak some foreign (non-Chinese), like, there are proportionally less non-Chinese speakers than Chinese speakers in Mandarin Cantonese. There is a need and market for that language.

Easy to Learn

Cantonese grammar is surprisingly easy in many ways. There is no need to learn verbs for verbs, and almost without prefixes or suffixes worry about learning. On the other hand, there are many root words that help teach a new vocabulary that is used and reused in combination with other roots

Challenges Faced While Learning Cantonese

With about 100 million non-Chinese Putonghua learning in the world, the Cantonese remains opaque to foreigners. The answer may be Cantonese, with a higher number of tones, as well as significant differences between verbal and written forms, and the jam is full of language changes, slang and slander of sentences, it is simply “too heavy” to disturb the reasons for the studies. With foreign governments making rules and participating in many aspects of life, discouraging foreigners learn language can be a form of self-defense. Speaking in Cantonese was the way to keep a part of themselves in their own world. “The problem with the system (for students) is to use numbers without expressing a tone, which is not so intuitive,” says Lee. The difficult terrain did not help the fact that the words Cantonese romanised do not understand the local Chinese, who communicate in Cantonese, but written using Chinese characters.

Written language is not phonetic. She uses characters that make sense, but they do not show how to pronounce them. There are over 7,000 characters in modern use, and must be functional literacy to remember the meaning and excitement of over 2,000 characters and their different combinations.

The spoken and written languages ​​are different. There are dialectal characters but are not widespread and are not fully standardized. In most languages, reading and writing can be helpful in learning the language. This is not true Cantonese as the student has already moved well in his or her oral skills.

Cantonese is a tonal language. Words should be expressed in tone to convey the exact meaning or understand. For language speakers that are not tone, which adds the weight level.

Many Cantonese sounds are not present in Western languages.

There are very few words pertaining to Western languages. Speakers of Germanic languages ​​(such as English) and Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, etc.) do not find many similar words in Cantonese.

Related Topic : 

Advantages of learning Cantonese over Mandarin



1. Travel and do business not only in Russia

Is the Russian language spoken only in Russia? The Russian language is unofficially but widely spread in Eastern Europe and Central Asia. Knowing this language would give you an important advantage while travelling or doing business in these regions.

2.Boost your career

Russian is not one of the most common languages and to master, it may provide you several advantages in terms of competitiveness no matter what field you are specialised in.

3. Give new energy to your passion for the Russian culture

Have you ever read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy? And what about Chekhov or Pushkin? A properly done translation express the meaning of the words but the authentic author’s style and the nuances of vocabularies can be lost. An alliteration, a consonance, an assonance and a rhythm are some of the biggest stumbling blocks in translations. Many experts agree that poetry can not be translated at all. To study the language is the only way to discover the true Russian literature.

4. EASY to learn

The Russian language is often portraited as difficult to learn. While it could become quite challenging to master the language to a native level, it will not take much time to learn enough for managing simple conversations and reading newspapers.
• Russian grammar might look complex, especially for what concerns the six cases, but the truth is that if the endings are misplaced it is still clear what the person says.
• There are no articles.
• There is no conjunctive as in Italian or German languages while the subjective mood is expressed only through adding to any kind of phrase the word “bi”. Now you know how to make a subjective mood in Russian.
• The word order is not restrictive. You can place the words almost wherever you want.
• There is only one past tense, one present and two futures. There are no perfect or continuous tenses.

5. Russian for International Relations

Though the collapse of the Soviet Union made the Russian language less important, it is still one of the official languages of such organisations as the United Nations, the World Health Organization, the International Atomic Energy Agency or the World Bank. If your field of interest is international relations, Russian language would be a considerable advantage.

6. No dialects

Although Russia is the largest country in the world by surface area, a single variant of Russian is spoken everywhere. While dialects developed in many other countries, the centralisation of Tsarist and later Soviet Russia made sure that only one version of Russian language would be taught from Saint Petersburg to Vladivostok. 6. Discover the true Russian soul A language is not just a tool for a successful interaction but also a reflexion of a nation’s culture. On its path through centuries, a language absorbs the way entire generations were thinking. Exploring the grammatical structure, the proverbs and set phrases, you will get in touch with the Russian way of thinking.

7. Internet language

Finally, according to the World Wide Web Technology Surveys, the Russian language is the second-most used content language on the Internet after English.

Related Topic:

Russian Language Course












Typhoon No.8 and Heavy Rain in Hong Kong

Typhoon No.8 and Heavy Rain in Hong Kong


A: Hāi, zhānmǔsī, zuótiān nǐ zǎo líkāi gōngsīle ma?

B: Shì de, yīnwèi táifēng zài xiàwǔ 4 diǎn zuǒyòu.

A: Shì bù huì sǐ hěnduō rén chéngzuò dìtiě?

B: Shì de, dàn wǒ xiǎng yǒu gèng duō de rén zuò gōngchē?

A: Wánquán zhèngquè! Yǒu hěnduō rén zuò gōnggòng qìchē, zài wǒ qiánmiàn yǒu jìn 50 rén zài páiduì.

B: Nà nǐ zuótiān huí jiā xūyào duō cháng shíjiān?

A: Yuē 2 xiǎoshí, zhèngcháng rì xūyào bù dào 1 xiǎoshí.

B: Xià cì chéng dìtiě ba!


A: Hi James, did you leave work early yesterday?

A: Hi James, did you leave work early yesterday?

B: Yes, Ieft at 4pm because of the typhoon.

A: Were there many people taking the MTR?

B: Yes, but I guess there were more people taking the bus?

A: Exactly! There were so many people taking the bus and there were almost 50 people in front of me in the queue.

B: How long did it take for you to get home?

A: Around 2 hours, it takes less than 1 hour in normal days.

B: Next time take the MTR!












Travelling in to China

travel to yunnan


A: Dà wèi, nǐ yǐqián qùguò zhōngguó lǚxíng ma?

A: Dà wèi, nǐ yǐqián qùguò zhōngguó lǚxíng ma?

B: Wǒ qùguò. Wǒ qùguò běijīng, shànghǎi, guǎngzhōu, shēnzhèn hé guìlín.

A: Nǐ zuì xǐhuān nǎge dìfāng?

B: Wǒ zuì xǐhuān guìlín de fēngjǐng, běijīng de wénhuà gǔjī, shànghǎi de fánhuá, guǎngzhōu hé shēnzhèn dì měishí.

A: Hāhā, yuánlái nǐ dōu xǐhuān a.

B: Duì a, qíshí gèdì yǒu gèdì de fēngqíng, wǒ hěn xiǎng zài qù zhōngguó bié dì dìfāng kàn kàn, wǒ juédé zhōngguó hěnduō dìfāng dōu hěn měi, hěn yǒuyìsi.

A: Yào bùxià cì wǒmen yīqǐ qù lǚxíng ba?

B: Hǎo de, xià cì wǒ yào qù yúnnán!

Chinese Characters:

A: 大衛,你以前去過中國旅行嗎?

B: 我去過。我去過北京,上海,廣州,深圳和桂林。

A: 你最喜歡哪個地方?

B: 我最喜歡桂林的風景,北京的文化古蹟,上海的繁華,廣州和深圳的美食。

A: 哈哈,原來你都喜歡啊。

B: 對啊,其實各地有各地的風情,我很想再去中國別的地方看看,我覺得中國很多地方都很美,很有意思。

A: 要不下次我們一起去旅行吧?

B: 好的,下次我要去雲南!


A: Hi David, Have you ever been travelling to China?

B: Yes, I have been to Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen and Guilin.

A: Where do you like the best?

B: I like the scenery in Guilin, culture and the histrocial spot in Beijing, Business in Shanghai, food in Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

A: So actually you like all these places.

B: Yes, each city has their own custom, I really want to go to different places in China to have a look, I think China is very beautiful and interesting.

A: Maybe we can go together to travel.

B: Sure, I want to go to Yunnan next time!

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Mandarin Lesson – How about we go traveling to seaside together






Are you still buying everything from Taobao?! Look here!

stop buying from taobao

Táobǎo zuìdà de hǎochù shì chǎnpǐn fēngfù
Cóng “shěng qián +zhèngpǐn” zhège jiǎodù ér yán,
wǎnggòu zuì jiā xìngjiàbǐ de kěndìng bùshì táobǎo!
Ér yīnggāi shì xiàmiàn zhèxiē zhuānyè wǎngzhàn,
wǒmen lái yīyī lièjǔ.

jingdong shopping

1. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi diànzǐ chǎnpǐn, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì jīngdōng shāngchéng!
Jīngdōng shāngchéng wǎngzhǐ:Www.360Buy.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de shùmǎ zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

zaihuni shopping

2. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi qínglǚ zhuāng, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì zàihū nǐ shāngchéng!
Zàihū nǐ wǎngzhǐ:Www.Zaihuni.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de qínglǚ zhuāng zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

jiate shopping

3. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi bǎowēn bēi, bǎowēn xiāng, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì jiā tè shāngchéng!
Jiā tè shāngchéng wǎngzhǐ:Http://Jiate.Gtobal.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de bǎowēn chǎnpǐn shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

dangdang shopping

4. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi shūjí, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì dāngdāng wǎng
dāng wǎng wǎngzhǐ:Www.Dangdang.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de túshū zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

5. Rúguǒ nǐ yào tuángòu, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì lāshǒu wǎng
lāshǒu wǎng wǎngzhǐ:Www.Lashou.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de tuángòu wǎngzhàn!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

6. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi huàzhuāngpǐn, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì tiāntiān wǎng
tiān wǎng wǎngzhǐ:Www.Tiantian.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de huàzhuāngpǐn zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

7. Rúguǒ yāomǎi yùndòng xié, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì hǎo lè mǎi
lè mǎi wǎngzhǐ:Www.Okbuy.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de yùndòng xié zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

8. Rúguǒ yāomǎi bāo bāo, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì mài bāo bāo
mài bāo bāo wǎngzhǐ:Www.Mbaobao.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de bāo bāo zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

9. Rúguǒ yāomǎi nèiyī, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì lánmóu nèiyī
lánmóu wǎngzhǐ:Www.Lamiu.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de nèiyī zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

10. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi shēchǐ pǐn, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì shàng pǐn wǎng
shàng pǐn wǎngzhǐ:Www.Shangpin.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de shēchǐ pǐn zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

11. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi mǔ yīng yòngpǐn, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Shì hóng háizi
hóng hái zǐ wǎngzhǐ:Www.Redbaby.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de mǔ yīng zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

12. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi zhékòu míngpǐn, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì wéi pǐn huì
wéi pǐn huì wǎngzhǐ:Www.Vipshop.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de míngpái zhékòu wǎng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

13. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi shíshàng nǚzhuāng, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì mèngbāshā
bā shā wǎngzhǐ:Www.Moonbasa.Com
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de nǚzhuāng zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

14. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi gāodàng nánzhuāng, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì mǎ shā mǎ suǒ
mǎ sà mǎ suǒ wǎngzhǐ:Www.Masamaso.Com/
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de gāoduān nánzhuāng zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

15. Rúguǒ nǐ yāomǎi zhèngpǐn bǎihuò, yīnggāi qù nǎlǐ?
Táobǎo? NO!!!
Shì zhuóyuè yàmǎxùn
zhuóyuè wǎngzhǐ:Www.Amazon.Cn
niú B zhī chù: Zhōngguó zuìdà de bǎihuò zhǔtí shāngchéng!100%Zhèngpǐn,100%zhèngpǐn,100%dī jià!

Taobao’s biggest advantage is it has everything.
From the “save money + genuine” point of view,
Taobao is definitely not the best cost-effective place!
But should be the following professional website,
Let’s enumerate.

1. If you want to buy electronic products, where should you go?
Taobao? NO!
Is Jingdong Mall!
Jingdong Mall Website: www.360buy.com
Advantage: China’s largest digital theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

2. If you want to buy lovers clothes, where should you go?
Taobao? NO!
Is care about your mall!
Care about your website: www.zaihuni.com
Advantage: China’s largest lovers theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

3. If you want to buy insulation cup, incubator, where should you go?
Taobao? NO!
Is the Gart Mall!
Jate Mall Website: http://jiate.gtobal.com
Advantage: China’s largest insulation products mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

4. If you want to buy books, where should I go?
Is Dangdang
the web site: www.dangdang.com
Advantage: China’s largest book theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

5. If you want to buy groupbuy, where should you go?
Is the handle network
Handle Website: www.lashou.com
Bovine B: China’s largest buy site! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

6. If you want to buy cosmetics, where should you go?
Taobao? NO!
Is the sky net
Skynet at www.tiantian.com
Bovine B: China’s largest cosmetics theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

7. If you want to buy sports shoes, where should you go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is good to buy
Le buy website: www.okbuy.com
Cattle B place: China’s largest sports shoes theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

8. If you want to buy a bag, where should you go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is a wheat bag
Wheat bags website: www.mbaobao.com
Cattle B place: China’s largest bag theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

9. If you want to buy underwear, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is Lan Miao underwear
Lan Miao Website: www.lamiu.com
Bovine B: China’s largest underwear theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

10. If you want to buy luxury goods, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is still goods network
Shangpin Website: www.shangpin.com
Cow B: China’s largest luxury theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

11. If you want to buy maternal and child supplies, where should I go?
Taobao? NO! The The
Is a red child
Red child website: www.redbaby.com
Bovine B: China’s largest maternal and child theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

12. If you want to buy discount items, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is the only goods will be
Only goods will be website: www.vipshop.com
Cattle B: China’s largest brand discount network! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

13. If you want to buy fashion ladies, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is the dream of bazaar
Bazaar Website: www.moonbasa.com
Cattle B place: China’s largest women’s theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

14. If you want to buy high-end men, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is Martha Marceau
Martha Marceau Website: www.masamaso.com/
Cattle B place: China’s largest high-end men’s theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% cheap!

15. If you want to buy genuine department stores, where should I go?
Taobao? NO !!!
Is excellent for Amazon
Website: www.amazon.cn
Bovine B: China’s largest department store theme mall! 100% genuine, 100% genuine, 100% cheap!


淘宝? NO!!!

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淘宝? NO!!!

Jokes in Mandarin

jokes in Mandarin

Liǎng zhī qīngwā xiāng’àile, jiéhūn hòushēngle yīgè lài há mó,
gōng qīngwā jiàn zhuàng dà nù shuō: Jiàn rén, zěnme huí shì?
Mǔ qīngwā kūzhe shuō: Tā diē, rènshì nǐ zhīqián wǒ zhěngguò róng.
(Àiqíng xūyào xìnrèn)
Two frogs in love, married but gave birth to a toad ,
male frog is very angry and say: slut, how is it?
female frog crying and said: father, I had cosmetic surgery before marring you.
(Love needs trust)

xiǎo lǘ wèn lǎo lǘ: Wèi shà zánmen tiāntiān chī gāncǎo, ér nǎiniú dùn dùn jīng sìliào?
Lǎo lǘ tàn dào: Zán yémen bǐ bùliǎo, wǒmen shì kào pǎotuǐ chīfàn, rénjiā shì kào xiōngpú chīfàn!
(Shēnghuó xūyào rěnnài)
Donkey asked the old Donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, and dairy Dun Dayton fine feed?
Old donkey sigh to: we can not compare, we are by running errands to eat, other rely on the chest to eat!
(Life needs patience)

yāzi hé pángxiè sàipǎo, yīqǐ dàodá zhōngdiǎn, nán fēn shèng fù, cáipàn shuō: Nǐmen lái gè jiǎndāo shítou bù ba!
Yāzi dà nù: Mā de, suànjì wǒ? Wǒ yī chū shì bù, tā zǒng shì jiǎndāo.
(Bǐsài xūyào tiānfù)
Ducks and crabs race, together to reach the end, hard to win, the referee said: You come to a scissors stone cloth it!
Duck furious: Damn, kidding me? I am a cloth, he always scissors
(The game needs talent)

gǒu duì xióng shuō: Jià gěi wǒ ba, jià gěi wǒ nǐ huì xìngfú.
Xióng shuō: Cái bù jià ne, jià gěi nǐ zhǐ huì shēng gǒuxióng, wǒ yào jià gěi māo, shēng xióngmāo nà cái zūnguì ne!
(Hūnyīn xūyào lǐzhì)
The dog said to the bear: marry me, marry me you will be happy.
Bear said: no way, marry you will only be a bear, I want to marry a cat, a panda that honor it!
(Marriage needs reason)

lǎo biē tiáoxì hé bàng, bèi yǎo, lǎo biē rěntòng tuōzhe hé bàng láihuí pá,
qīngwā jiànle jìngpèi de shuō: Guāiguāi, biē gē hùn dàle, chūrù dōu jiāzhe gōngwén bāo.
(Gāi zhuāng de shíhòu dé zhuāng)
Old turtle molested mussel, bitten, old turtle reluctantly dragged back and forth to climb the mussels,
Frog met with admiration, said: obediently, turtle brother mixed big, both inside and out of the briefcase.
(Pretend when you need it)

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How to cool downConversation:

A: Nǐ hǎo a dà wèi, zuìjìn nǐ dōu zài zuì xiē shénme ne?

B: Méiyǒu, dōu shì zài jiālǐ wán, dōu méiyǒu chūmén ne!

A: Wèishéme ne?

B: Yīn wéi tiānqì tài rèle, nǎlǐ dōu bùxiǎng qù, dòng yīxià dūhuì chū hàn, hāhā!

A: Nà nǐ kěyǐ qù yóuyǒng a

B: Zhège zhǔyì dǎoshì bùcuò, xiàwǔ nǐ gēn wǒ qù ma?

A: Méi wèntí a, xiàwǔ wǒmen yīqǐ qù zhèngfǔ de yóuyǒngchí yóuyǒng ba!

Chinese Characters:

A: 你好啊大衛,最近你都在最些什麼呢?

B: 沒有,都是在家裡玩,都沒有出門呢!

A: 為什麼呢?

B: 因為天氣太熱了,哪裡都不想去,動一下都會出汗,哈哈!

A: 那你可以去游泳啊

B: 這個主意倒是不錯,下午你跟我去嗎?

A: 沒問題啊,下午我們一起去政府的游泳池游泳吧!


A: How are you, David, what have you been doing recently?

B: No, all at home, did not go out!

A: Why?

B: because the weather is too hot, I do not want to go anywhere, whenever I move my body I will sweat, ha ha!

A: Then you can go swimming

B: That is a good idea, shall we go together in the afternoon?

A: No problem, afternoon we go to the government swimming pool!

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